Why men prefer guns over women
Why men prefer guns over women
by 2HOW on Wed 3 Feb - 10:57
Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're
on the road AND nobody gets hurt.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're
on the road AND nobody gets hurt.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
by Volzfan on Wed 3 Feb - 14:58
At the risk of getting in trouble......... 
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
by Catdaddy on Wed 3 Feb - 19:25
LAUGHED SO HARD MY CHEEKS HURT!!!
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