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Post by brickmanDan on Thu 13 Nov - 20:19

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson, be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

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Post by Guest on Thu 13 Nov - 20:29

YOU are VERY BAD!!!

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Post by Volzfan on Thu 13 Nov - 21:48


That would sure help!

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Post by 308nato on Thu 13 Nov - 22:21

Now thats funny

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Post by GlockNut on Thu 13 Nov - 22:23


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Post by RevDerb on Fri 14 Nov - 6:51

brickmanDan wrote:When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."


So you don't want my job after all, eh?

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Post by Jack Aubrey on Fri 14 Nov - 8:28

Hi-larious!

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Post by RonE on Fri 14 Nov - 11:00

I sent that to almost everyone on my mailing list.

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Post by Hammer on Fri 14 Nov - 11:22


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Post by rcblaze on Fri 14 Nov - 16:08

lol! Nice!

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